Mystery Wellness Club

Welcome to the Mystery Wellness Club

We’re healing—awkwardly, hilariously, and one supplement at a time. This collection is for the chronically exhausted, the flare-up warriors, and anyone who’s ever been told “your labs are normal.”
From soft tees to sassy mugs and honest totes, this merch is here to validate your experience and make you laugh through the weirdness. Because you deserve to feel seen and cute—whether you're napping, regulating, or explaining your symptoms for the 10th time.